1. THEY APPEAR ON THE FRONT PAGES OF LOCAL NEWSPAPERS.

Politicians make headlines by marrying more than once while celebrities make headlines by divorcing more than once.

2. THEY HAVE SEX TAPES

Politicians have sex with their partners and “accidently” got caught on tapes while celebrities purposely shoot their own porn videos.

3. THEY ARE GOOD ACTORS

Politicians will debate and even throw chairs to each other in the Parliament, but the next thing we know, we’ll see them hanging around with each other at a Mamak stall while celebrities have fight scenes on camera and later gain an award for their act. After shooting, they will go to the same Mamak stall where the politicians go to.

p/s: All politicians are not the same in every parts of the world.

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